Aayushman Pande, 3std Sneh International, Delhi :
A Pakistani, a Bangladeshi and a Sardarji are sitting at a Pub in Bavaria drinking beer.
The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says ‘In
Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don’t need to drink from
the same one twice.’
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says ‘In Dhaka we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don’t need to drink out of the same glass twice either.’
OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the
Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says
‘In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshis that we don’t
need to drink with the same ones twice’.
!!!!!!!! JAI HIND !!!!!!!!