By Madan Gupta Spatu : It is irrelevant what day one leaves this World for Heaven or Hell . ‘But during the past few years , the prevalent atmosphere of the country has compelled to contemplate a suitable day to quit the Earth for sky . It has become very important to select a suitable date to leave this world in the present scenario so that your near and dears do not feel disturbed in your final departure’ opines one of the far sighted optimistic elders.
Those who many times flop in suicidal attempts due to adultrated poison, spurious sleeping pills, weak ropes, late running of trains, dry wells , tight security on lakes or canals, careful truck drivers , expired cartridges of pistol or jammed cum jammed revolvers etc. generally approach the astrologers like me to know the for nice plus sure shot guaranteed modes to get rid of this world.
Lala Lal Chand quit this world last month but his relatives had to return from Murthal after receiving a good thrashing on the NH1 due to Jat Movement. Our neighbor Mr Nayansukh who had been campaigning throughout the life for Eye Donation, ultimately had to go with eyes intact as the sub staff in the PGI was on strike. A lady had to wait for the entire day to start her final journey because the cremation ground was under curfew on the visit of our Prime Minister. Dr Chuttani the former director of PGI Chandigarh , had a great wish to have last rites performed on electric crematorium but that day, the crematorium was out of order and he had to undergo the traditional style though he had expressed his desire in the will to be cremated in the electric one for the sake of environment . Recently, Babu Ratan Chand had to go without swallowing Panch Ratan on the pyre due to strike of jewelers. Trust on forecasts of Metrology department these days . Last time Seth Dooni Chand decided to board for final trip but his other relatives had a direct departure to heaven from Kedarnath itself during the snow avalanche .
One should also not decide dooms day when there are four consecutive gazette holidays like Holi, Good Friday, fourth Saturdayand Sunday —-because people already have planned to avail 6 nights and 7 days in Singapore by applying two days leave only. Infact it is the golden opportunity of employees to travel abroad on the public exchequer . Avoid dying on Independence Day, Republic Day orOctober 2 or such national holidays as the concerned relatives have picnic day with family on such occasions and feel disturbed by your unscheduled departure. They would comment ,” Had he only this day to die….. couldn’t he see the calendar before …. ? spoiled our entire holiday which comes rare in MNC ‘s ?” Also see if there are examinations of children or their dates of lucky draw for pre nursery admissions . Find out the final dates of Car Free or Traffic Free day also because you will not be able to go on foot or cycle yourself and would definitely require Swarg Vahan followed by convoy of nears and dears chanting Ram Nam . Neither should it be election day.
One also be cautious and remain in touch with our opposition leaders and note down their schedule for Bharat Bund, mass agitation, raasta roko programme, rail or road ways strikes, kisan aandolan, nahar aandolan JNU type demonstrations or such proposed or spontaneous programmes— so that the mourners who wish to say final good bye ,are not uncomfortable or deprived of your ‘antim darshan’.
I went to consult one Pundit Ji for such uninterrupted muhurats .He quipped,” Bhisma Pitamah had left his body according to his selected day as he had the boon of ichha mrityu (death at will). You also lie down watching TV or playing with mobile and whenever find a suitable and comfortable day , quit this world yourself as the Indian Ephemeris is silent over Indian politics which is totally unpredictable.”