kande da kanda ,Amrik Singh Kanda : "Pandit ji our bussiness is going through hard times,please have a look at our horoscope,we need your kind attention." business man Lala vishnu partap said.
"The movement of all stars is not working for you,You are all most dead,you can meet an accident which could be fatal for you."Pandit ji said while observing the horoscope.
"Pandit ji you are the most gracious person,its only you who can save us." lala ji said while supplicating(Like a fish out of water).
"All right, tonight at 9pm you will have to bring 11 kg Pure mango,(Alphonso) while limping and don’t even dare to look back.But don’t forget to bring those mango’s while limping………..? I would pacify all your ill star.you don’t worry i would take all measures,I would complete your fire sacrifice by 9pm now give me Rs 5100/ for the ingredients of sacrifice and keep in mind not to disclose this fact to any one else.Otherwise the fire sacrifice can loose its relevance. Your people can leave now and don’t forget to bring those. ……………….. at 9pm tonight ?"pandit ji said.
Now the hapeless Vishnu partap is carring 11kg pure alphonso.And he is approching towards the house of pandit ji while limping.After keeping the mangos at the door of pandit ji’s house.The moment he turn back the street dogs tattered his cloth’s and grab his leg.By this time pandit ji’s sons heard the noise and came out.
"Hai Ram………Hai Ram……Hai Ram…………….."Pandit ji incited.His sons scated the dogs.They took him inside and served water.
"Vishnu partap today you have been saved because of that fire sacrifice which I had just completed for you.Now don’t forget to have a tetanus vaccine."Pandit ji said.
"Pandit ji you are really great,today you have saved my life,and tell me what else i can do for you."vishnu ji said.
"Nothing much just a small remedy, you will have to keep just 2kg hoarse beans at my door on first saturday of every month.After this all your ill stars would work in your favour."pandit ji said.
"He left pandit ji’s house after touching his feet.Now pandit ji’s family was enjoying the pulp of alphonso.Today pandit ji had brought a case of Royal challange whisky now he was enjoying every sip of it.Now the wildiy intoxicated pandit ji said to his wife.
"You always use to clamouredthat the hoarsebeans was out of stock .I have made a permanent arrangement of it.Because now lala ji would bring hoarsebeans every month.If I manage to trap a few more fools like lala ji.Then it would be like over the moon situation for us.
"Hey beautiful, you should enhance the grace of my house by your presence….?"a young boy said to a girl with sexual desire in his eyes.
"I would have definitely graced your house if your intentions were not drenched with lust."The girl said.
"I wish,I had a cycle ."A pedestrian was thinking.
"I wish,I had a scooter."A cyclist was thinking.
"I wish,I had a car."A scooterist was thinking.
"I wish,I had a helicopter,because traffic has gone beyond limits."A car owner was thinking.
"I wish,I had legs and arms,so that I could walk and work like these people."A handicap was thinking while lying on footpath.